Fierce Utahian Zombie Dog

When I left Mexico I went ahead and flew north to Utah. I decided to go skiing on the slopes of Navajo Mountain, because of coarse that's were all the pros ski. As I was riding on the ski lift, I noticed what looked like a dog in a lot of pain. I decided I would try to help it. When I got to the top of the mountain, I skied down to help the dog. When I reached the dog, it turned around and gave me the look you see in the picture. I jumped, no fell back and tried to ski back down away from the beast, but it being a huge dog it outran me and tackled me. If you've ever seen those movies where they roll down a snowy and turn into a ginormous snowball and roll all the way downhill until they hit a tree, this was nothing like that. Well except for the hitting the tree part. It hurt pretty bad, but I was so scared it didn't matter. Anyway I climbed the tree high enough so the beast couldn't touch me, and waited for it to go away. That didn't take long because it just so happened that a skiing class skied right past the tree. And of course you know what they say two heads are better than one. I climbed down and lived happily ever after, (At least for that day).