Los Zombios

I'm writing from Mexico to tell you about the zombie sighting I sighted today. I was eating food with mucha senoritas, but had to leave to go to the restroom. On my way, a waiter stopped me. It turned out that the dinner he was serving was me!! He went for my neck, so I gave him the 'ol Chuck Norris rundhouse kick to te face!! The force sent his head over the treetops and into the jaguar pit. So I wiped the sweat from my brow, and then I wiped the crap from my butt. Hasta luego homies.