Oops

Today a tragic life ending mistake occurred, when a local painter had just got done painting an apartment right above a music store and came out and wammo right in the neck. He had a rough day, spilling a bucket of paint on his face, and almost falling off a ladder. When he came out some retard mistook him as a zombie and, well as you can see he launched a CD at him, slicing his throat. " I thought he was zombie," said the local CD murderer. Well you thought wrong boy, and your decision is sending you straight to JAIL.

Atomic Llama

Today Russian scientist agreed with the rest of the world that the zombie problem in Russia was way too high , and that they could drop atomic bombs on the heavily zombie populated areas. They evacuated all the people, well all the people that hadn't already died once. They dropped the bombs and the mission was a success. They got pictures back of the explosions, and if you look really close, you can see the vague look of a llama. I was amazed. If you can't see it it's okay it takes a while. THE END

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Crazy Squirrel

I know what you all are thinking. He's gonna write a story about a zombie squirrel. Well I'm not. I just saw this squirrel eating some frogs, and I thaught it was pretty crazy. THE END................................

Holy Crap

Yesterday at about one o-clock in the afternoon I went over to my friends house. We were playing guitar, when we heard something moving around below us. I asked him if he had a basement and he said,"no." We just kept playing, until we heard it again later. "Whatever that is, is getting on my nerves," I said. We ended up going outside where a opening that went under the house was. We crawled under and found hundreds of human skulls! We called the cops, and they came over to investigate, and found the noise machine a zombie. They ended up shooting the crap out of it and chopping his head off. Police are still trying to figure out if the problem has happened before, or a serial killer got bitten by a zombie on one of his kills. I say who cares, at least its dead. My friends left the house that day, and I still don't know were they went.

Zombie Godzirra

American scientists recently figured out that Godzilla, or as known in Japan Godzirra, has at least two percent zombie blood. They couldn't give away too much information but they did allow people to ask questions about the subject. Some of the most asked questions are. Is he slowly dieing from a mere zombie bite? How the heck did scientists get a blood sample? Where is the zombie-beast now? Is this the beginning of WorldWarIII? But who would ever know, besides God and Godzilla himself, and maybe a few scientists.

Conroe Zombo Bunny

My cousins from Texas Came to my house today and told me the most outrageous story. They were sitting outside at what they call the Peanut butter Festival, and it just so happens that everyone dresses up as a bunny. Anyway, they were talkin to someone about there favorite basketball team, and this crazy man comes up and bites one of there friends. If you haven't figured out yet the man was a zombie. Anyhow, that was my cousins very best friend, and my cousin is about seven foot tall ,and 357 pounds, so he falls on the zombie and kills him. No more Conroe Zombo.

Scuba Zombie

My friend went to Australia, to go scuba diving along the Great Barrier reef. After he got his equiptment, they snorkeled really far out into the ocean, about two thousand five hundred and twenty-seven feet out. Anyway when they got there they turned the air on, and started the decent to the bottom of the reef. When the reached the bottom, they did a headcount to make sure everyone was there. When the instructor counted the number of heads, he quickly found out there were to many people. It freaked him out at first, but then he decided he must have miscounted the people to begin with. They dived for about two hours and then snorkeled back to shore, were they found out who the extra man was. Steve Glertaf!!!!!!!! "Steve Glertaf, no it can't be he died years ago!" "Gghagaguygrrrrrrrglagdghghg," said Steve. "Holy crap he's a zombie. "Kill 'em blokes." And that's the day the famous Steve Glertaf died. THE END

What in the World

This has nothing to do with zombies, I just saw this guy on the street, and he was amazing. I don't know how he levitated upside down, but it was pretty amazing. Anywho that's what happened today.

Undercover Ops

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Today I had to go to a chili supper at the high school. As I was walking I noticed that everyone going into the high school was dressed up. Why, I have no clue. Anyway I drove back home to get some nice cloths on, and when I got back to the school I noticed everybody was running out of the building screaming. I asked a woman what happened and she just stopped and screamed, and then ran. Then I realized, wow, I am so stupid why didn't I realize what they were running from. After all my experiences I should have realized somebody got scolding hot chili poured on them. Ok, ok, there were zombies chasing them. Anyway I end up hiding in a rose bush, which hurt really bad, and they walked past me. Didn't even notice me, someone called 911, the police came, and everyone ended up nice and peach. The End, story over. Hopefully no more stories, but it just seems like the zombies are following me. I don't really no why they just are. The End.......................

Tornado Ahhhhhlley

After my very scary adventure with the great Utahian beast I was driving back to Illinois, when I saw this huge tornado. I guess I was in Kansas or somewhere in tornado alley. Anyway I had never seen a tornado before so, I decided to film it. I was looking through my viewfinder at the marvelous sight when this woman (or man) jumped right in the picture and started gnawing on the camcorder. I knew I didn't have a chance with this crazy old woman (or man), so I just ran away to my car. I hoped in and closed the door, because I knew if I didn't act fast I would be zombie food. She (or he) was banging on the window to try and get me. I was scared to death. Not because of the zombie, but the mile wide tornado. Nothing went right that day, zombie, tornado, couldn't find my car keys. I had to sit in a car with a zombie banging on my door and tornado coming straight at me. What did I do next? Nothing. I've heard of people surviving tornadoes without a scratch. Anyway the tornado flipped my car and totaled it, but hey I left that day alive, and zombie free, (or so I thought for the third time).

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