Tornado Ahhhhhlley

After my very scary adventure with the great Utahian beast I was driving back to Illinois, when I saw this huge tornado. I guess I was in Kansas or somewhere in tornado alley. Anyway I had never seen a tornado before so, I decided to film it. I was looking through my viewfinder at the marvelous sight when this woman (or man) jumped right in the picture and started gnawing on the camcorder. I knew I didn't have a chance with this crazy old woman (or man), so I just ran away to my car. I hoped in and closed the door, because I knew if I didn't act fast I would be zombie food. She (or he) was banging on the window to try and get me. I was scared to death. Not because of the zombie, but the mile wide tornado. Nothing went right that day, zombie, tornado, couldn't find my car keys. I had to sit in a car with a zombie banging on my door and tornado coming straight at me. What did I do next? Nothing. I've heard of people surviving tornadoes without a scratch. Anyway the tornado flipped my car and totaled it, but hey I left that day alive, and zombie free, (or so I thought for the third time).