Old Man (or Woman)

Today, I slept all day, because of my tiring day yesterday on the bus. I guess I started dreaming, if not that was the wierdest day of my life. I dreamed of this weird lady or man, dancing around a mountain for four hours. This old somebody was wearing red athletic shorts and a neon green, orange, and purple jacket. I'm pretty sure it was a woman, but you never know. After I met her or him, I went to a Hawaiian stick throwing contest, were I got third place. I then went sky diving off Mont Rushmore into a dogs arms. His name was Dog, and he knew the lady or man I met at the beginning of the dream. It turned out it was a man named Navajo Jo Sandifer. He was a nice old fart. Then I found out he was a freak, he was sometimes a woman and sometimes a........................Then I woke up THE END of my dream.